I didn’t think it was possible

I’ve been sharing all the best 1sts with you

I never saw my New Year’s like this. I never knew why people felt like they needed a new year for a reset. I never knew how hard someone could look forward to a new start with so much in front of them. I’m back.

I’ve gained friends that seem more real than the ones I lost. They’e been everywhere and back and they’re actually able to hold a witty conversation. They’re full of hope and realism with a dash of incredible humor and they just want to enjoy their youth. I’m a Sag — that’s muh shit.

My goal is to make 6 figures by the end of the year, and that seems pretty fucking possible given the fact that DAMIAN IS HERE.

Seriously, this was the best New Years of my life, and I cannot believe how much time and fun I’ve wasted being sad and beat down, even though I felt it throughout the process. 

Why are terrible things so hot to me

I MISS YOU

I’m here for you

Study-Party

Read the latest consensus and stay up to speed

Request time off for LA/Disneyland next month

Doctor

Promotion in-bound on the 26th

I know how important it is to stay away by how immensely I miss you

You beautiful bitch

I want to create technology and lead teams of innovators for the rest of my god damn life.

I’m Finally Free

Damian is coming back. The right side of my brain is working again and all it took was to be-rid the toxicity in my life. 

The guilt I carried hindered my happiness and productivity and I knew from way back when that I can only be myself through happiness. 

The magic in life is showing itself, and the shenanigans are fun again. I can do bad shit with no conscience and that just adds to the excitement.

This is not a blog, but a note for myself. My blogs will be a lot more fun to read.

Every corner there’s something around for me. I have too many things going for me right now to slip through the cracks again. Career at 19, whaaaaat

Car in December, whaaaaat

The drive I lost after I fucked everything up is returning. I’m cheesing it just thinking about it.

Asian girls LOVE Green Tea Latte. WITHSOY, though. Soy. SOY muh nigg

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It’s easy to forget all the reason why you want to stop everything in the first place when things go amazing for even just an hour.  But that’s all you get — an hour. Why isn’t the rest of the week amazing anymore? That’s what you need to shove in your head. Just keep repeating the list mentally and keep your heart grounded. The universe has a fucked up way of working things out, so let’s just do our own things and let the stars decide.

killmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

im the white one shes the black one

im the white one shes the black one

(via lookatmefamous)

wreckandsalvage:

sarniel:

tbskyen:

tugamaggie:

callmekitto:

raggedymind:

littledidxeknow:

todaylour:

andthroughthemosstheivycreeps:

impuretale:

beatrixspoke:

saaaaaasha:

hey guys
that is carved
 from MARBLE
THAT IS A ROCK

WAT

I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.

Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome. 

Blown away

I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre

I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.

b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?

FUCKING BERNINI THO

FUCKING
BERNINI



DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.

HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.

OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS

SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.

IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?

OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!
BERNINI!

Reblogging because batshit insane sculptors and horny statues are funny.

The internet’s/tumblr’s commentary on Bernini is wonderful.

wreckandsalvage:

sarniel:

tbskyen:

tugamaggie:

callmekitto:

raggedymind:

littledidxeknow:

todaylour:

andthroughthemosstheivycreeps:

impuretale:

beatrixspoke:

saaaaaasha:

hey guys

that is carved

 from MARBLE

THAT IS A ROCK

WAT

I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.

Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome. 

Blown away

I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre

image

I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.

b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?

FUCKING BERNINI THO

image

FUCKING

BERNINI

image

DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.

image

HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.

image

OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS

image

SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.

image

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.

image

IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?

image

OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!

BERNINI!

Reblogging because batshit insane sculptors and horny statues are funny.

The internet’s/tumblr’s commentary on Bernini is wonderful.

(via slacktory)

thought we could make it work but youre really not letting it happen.